"Is that a fun game, slapping the table?"

I'm on a mailing list that asks me to sign petitions for human rights and ecological issues.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:39:31 -0500

It’s gotten to the point that I don’t even look at the subject matter. It’s just: “oh, human rights are at stake? Our coastlines will otherwise recede? Okay *signed.*” THIS COUNTS AS PHILANTHROPY, RIGHT?

ohyeahitsfelicia: mburke8: Motion to rename Thanksgiving “KTHX DAY.” haha looks like Tumblr...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:01:47 -0500

ohyeahitsfelicia:

mburke8:

Motion to rename Thanksgiving “KTHX DAY.”

haha looks like Tumblr decided to call it kthxgiving!

SRSLY—I just clicked that hand-trace-turkey-object that appeared next to the photo-post button and noticed “kthxgiving” in the URL. I can assure you that my idea was developed independently, if not first. Or, if Tumblr is actually seconding my motion: AWSUM THX.

Motion to rename Thanksgiving “KTHX DAY.”

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:30:53 -0500

Motion to rename Thanksgiving “KTHX DAY.”

I’ve been threatening to make this image for a long time.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:46:09 -0500

I’ve been threatening to make this image for a long time.

Well this makes me sad. Jeanne-Claude has died at 74.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:36:00 -0500

Well this makes me sad. Jeanne-Claude has died at 74.

SWINE FLU UP IN MY NOSE

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:49:34 -0500

LIVE ATTENUATED 2009/A H1N1 INFLUENZA INHALABLE MIST FTW.

Irritating English majors with full beards:

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:47:36 -0500

who put you on the Earth? If there was a god, I don’t think he’d be so cruel.

I love Clarus the Dogcow. Moof!

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:09:12 -0500

I love Clarus the Dogcow. Moof!

This is what I think about New Jersey politics.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:35:26 -0500

This is what I think about New Jersey politics.

IN LOVE W/ LENTIL SOUP.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:43:30 -0500

DON’T KNOW WHAT A LENTIL IS, BUT IT’S DAMN TASTY.

I HAVE DADDY ISSUES.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:25:33 -0500

Attn: Google

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:59:03 -0400

please, please, please continuing rolling out new services until you are in charge of every single aspect of my life. Take me, I’m yours.

dylicious: thereisnowhy: robotique: postlapsaetia: (via...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:54:24 -0400

dylicious:

thereisnowhy:

robotique:

postlapsaetia:

(via jessiebarber)

This is good.

My only goal for the last week has been to clip my effing fingernails.

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:28:59 -0400

Has it happened? Most emphatically, no.

Had a dream last night

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:07:29 -0400

that a man tried (unsuccessfully) to steal the keys to my Prius at gunpoint. But I don’t drive a Prius. I drive a Civic Hybrid. SINGLEHANDEDLY SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT.

Dear AT&T:

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:40:22 -0400

Whoever is in charge of your network is going to find my iPhone embedded a few inches in his forehead any day now.

Thx 4 ur time.

This is what I get in a Google image search for “feral...

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:14:11 -0400

This is what I get in a Google image search for “feral children.”

I'm going to give myself an ulcer.

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:59:30 -0400

COFFEE STRESS COFFEE STRESS COFFEE STRESS ad infinitum.

As terrified as I am

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 14:58:14 -0400

of entering the workforce during an economic meltdown with a useless B.A. in humanities and social sciences, I cannot wait to graduate in May and not have to deal with exams and homework and evening classes.

"It’s a Muslim holiday—it’s Kwanzaa."

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:59:27 -0400

““It’s a Muslim holiday—it’s Kwanzaa.””

- (overheard at Chinese restaurant)