"Is that a fun game, slapping the table?"

My “birth tree” is “Hornbeam, the Good Taste.”  This sent my mind straight to the gutter.

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My favorite part:

Your birth tree is

Weeping Willow, the Melancholy

Beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.