"Is that a fun game, slapping the table?"

Dec 08

I'm on a mailing list that asks me to sign petitions for human rights and ecological issues.

It’s gotten to the point that I don’t even look at the subject matter. It’s just: “oh, human rights are at stake? Our coastlines will otherwise recede? Okay *signed.*” THIS COUNTS AS PHILANTHROPY, RIGHT?

Nov 26

ohyeahitsfelicia:

mburke8:

Motion to rename Thanksgiving “KTHX DAY.”

haha looks like Tumblr decided  to call it kthxgiving!

SRSLY—I just clicked that hand-trace-turkey-object that appeared next to the photo-post button and noticed “kthxgiving” in the URL.  I can assure you that my idea was developed independently, if not first.  Or, if Tumblr is actually seconding my motion: AWSUM THX.

Nov 25

Motion to rename Thanksgiving “KTHX DAY.”

I’ve been threatening to make this image for a long time.

I’ve been threatening to make this image for a long time.

Nov 20

Well this makes me sad.  Jeanne-Claude has died at 74.

Well this makes me sad.  Jeanne-Claude has died at 74.

Nov 10

SWINE FLU UP IN MY NOSE

LIVE ATTENUATED 2009/A H1N1 INFLUENZA INHALABLE MIST FTW.

Nov 09

Irritating English majors with full beards:

who put you on the Earth? If there was a god, I don’t think he’d be so cruel.

Nov 08

I love Clarus the Dogcow.  Moof!

I love Clarus the Dogcow. Moof!

Nov 05

This is what I think about New Jersey politics.

This is what I think about New Jersey politics.

IN LOVE W/ LENTIL SOUP.

DON’T KNOW WHAT A LENTIL IS, BUT IT’S DAMN TASTY.

Nov 03

I HAVE DADDY ISSUES.

Oct 27

Attn: Google

please, please, please continuing rolling out new services until you are in charge of every single aspect of my life.  Take me, I’m yours.

dylicious:

thereisnowhy:

robotique:

postlapsaetia:

(via jessiebarber)
This is good.

dylicious:

thereisnowhy:

robotique:

postlapsaetia:

(via jessiebarber)

This is good.

Oct 25

My only goal for the last week has been to clip my effing fingernails.

Has it happened?  Most emphatically, no.

Oct 22

Had a dream last night

that a man tried (unsuccessfully) to steal the keys to my Prius at gunpoint.  But I don’t drive a Prius.  I drive a Civic Hybrid.  SINGLEHANDEDLY SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT.