Thursday, November 26, 2009

ohyeahitsfelicia:

mburke8:

Motion to rename Thanksgiving “KTHX DAY.”

haha looks like Tumblr decided  to call it kthxgiving!

SRSLY—I just clicked that hand-trace-turkey-object that appeared next to the photo-post button and noticed “kthxgiving” in the URL.  I can assure you that my idea was developed independently, if not first.  Or, if Tumblr is actually seconding my motion: AWSUM THX.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Motion to rename Thanksgiving “KTHX DAY.”

I’ve been threatening to make this image for a long time.

I’ve been threatening to make this image for a long time.

Friday, November 20, 2009
Well this makes me sad.  Jeanne-Claude has died at 74.

Well this makes me sad.  Jeanne-Claude has died at 74.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

SWINE FLU UP IN MY NOSE

LIVE ATTENUATED 2009/A H1N1 INFLUENZA INHALABLE MIST FTW.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Irritating English majors with full beards:

who put you on the Earth? If there was a god, I don’t think he’d be so cruel.

Sunday, November 8, 2009
I love Clarus the Dogcow.  Moof!

I love Clarus the Dogcow. Moof!

Thursday, November 5, 2009
This is what I think about New Jersey politics.

This is what I think about New Jersey politics.

IN LOVE W/ LENTIL SOUP.

DON’T KNOW WHAT A LENTIL IS, BUT IT’S DAMN TASTY.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

I HAVE DADDY ISSUES.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Attn: Google

please, please, please continuing rolling out new services until you are in charge of every single aspect of my life.  Take me, I’m yours.

dylicious:

thereisnowhy:

robotique:

postlapsaetia:

(via jessiebarber)
This is good.
Sunday, October 25, 2009

My only goal for the last week has been to clip my effing fingernails.

Has it happened?  Most emphatically, no.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Had a dream last night

that a man tried (unsuccessfully) to steal the keys to my Prius at gunpoint.  But I don’t drive a Prius.  I drive a Civic Hybrid.  SINGLEHANDEDLY SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Dear AT&T:

Whoever is in charge of your network is going to find my iPhone embedded a few inches in his forehead any day now.

Thx 4 ur time.