Motion to rename Thanksgiving “KTHX DAY.”
haha looks like Tumblr decided to call it kthxgiving!
SRSLY—I just clicked that hand-trace-turkey-object that appeared next to the photo-post button and noticed “kthxgiving” in the URL. I can assure you that my idea was developed independently, if not first. Or, if Tumblr is actually seconding my motion: AWSUM THX.
Motion to rename Thanksgiving “KTHX DAY.”
Well this makes me sad. Jeanne-Claude has died at 74.
SWINE FLU UP IN MY NOSE
LIVE ATTENUATED 2009/A H1N1 INFLUENZA INHALABLE MIST FTW.
Irritating English majors with full beards:
who put you on the Earth? If there was a god, I don’t think he’d be so cruel.
I love Clarus the Dogcow. Moof!
IN LOVE W/ LENTIL SOUP.
DON’T KNOW WHAT A LENTIL IS, BUT IT’S DAMN TASTY.
I HAVE DADDY ISSUES.
Attn: Google
please, please, please continuing rolling out new services until you are in charge of every single aspect of my life. Take me, I’m yours.
(via jessiebarber)
This is good.
My only goal for the last week has been to clip my effing fingernails.
Has it happened? Most emphatically, no.
Had a dream last night
that a man tried (unsuccessfully) to steal the keys to my Prius at gunpoint. But I don’t drive a Prius. I drive a Civic Hybrid. SINGLEHANDEDLY SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT.
Dear AT&T:
Whoever is in charge of your network is going to find my iPhone embedded a few inches in his forehead any day now.
Thx 4 ur time.

