This is what I think about New Jersey politics.
IN LOVE W/ LENTIL SOUP.
DON’T KNOW WHAT A LENTIL IS, BUT IT’S DAMN TASTY.
I HAVE DADDY ISSUES.
Attn: Google
please, please, please continuing rolling out new services until you are in charge of every single aspect of my life. Take me, I’m yours.
(via jessiebarber)
This is good.
My only goal for the last week has been to clip my effing fingernails.
Has it happened? Most emphatically, no.
Had a dream last night
that a man tried (unsuccessfully) to steal the keys to my Prius at gunpoint. But I don’t drive a Prius. I drive a Civic Hybrid. SINGLEHANDEDLY SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT.
Dear AT&T:
Whoever is in charge of your network is going to find my iPhone embedded a few inches in his forehead any day now.
Thx 4 ur time.
This is what I get in a Google image search for “feral children.”
I'm going to give myself an ulcer.
COFFEE STRESS COFFEE STRESS COFFEE STRESS ad infinitum.
As terrified as I am
of entering the workforce during an economic meltdown with a useless B.A. in humanities and social sciences, I cannot wait to graduate in May and not have to deal with exams and homework and evening classes.
The World Without Us
What would happen to the earth if all human life disappeared right now.I love imagining these scenarios.
Would someone please tell me why I feel comforted and hopeful after reading through this?
I took a look at Formspring for the first time, and it looks stupid and expensive compared to Google Docs.
I keep thinking this. Google Docs has very wonderful form submission, as you can experience here. As far as I know, it’s free. Unless you’re an enterprise, or something. I don’t actually know.
(via scrumptiouspie)
